This is the online diary of three siblings* from small town Michigan. We are paralyzed by our own talents. We have so many interests we don’t know what to do with ourselves. We should be famous by now but we’re too lazy.
So we write here, to pass the time, to make each other laugh, and if you don’t personally know us then you’re probably better off.
Here’s to living a full life in spite of things squandered. Wherever you go, make sure you’ve got some pocketfood. Never can tell when you might feel snacky.
*actually, it’s turned into mostly M’s blog, with an occasional cameo appearance by T and J.

Well, fine. But guess what? I’m charging you for royalties on the phrase “pocketfood” because I just got it trademarked and oh, guess who’s blog is called “pocketfood”? Consequently, have you ever stared at the word “who” for about 35 seconds? It makes no sense whatsoever. But, back to the royalties. Has it occured to you that that same laziness that keeps us from being famous may also keep us from writing in a blog?? Because it has occured to me and furthermore, it has happened to me. But does that make me a cameo? Hmm? Exactly. Now I’m going to go make a point by not writing an entry.
-J
what is this place? why is my picture up here? why are there so many pictures of freaky animals on this blog?
please rename this blog FreakTalk with the F______.[name redacted to protect identity]
Thank you.
hi sweetness!
how in the world are YOU?
xo
How does one go about contacting you three?
we can be reached at: mincedwords at hotmail dot com
Hey I sent you an email to that address titled
“hey its Mr.Name from the pocket food blog”
Just letting you know since I sent it 3 days ago and I don’t want it to get lost in your spam folder or something.
Thanks agan