Today I was taking a shower, just innocently washing my hair, when a HUGE spider just crawled out of the shower curtain like it owned the place. Remarkably, I didn’t scream and kept my cool, used the shower head to spray the beast off the curtain and into the tub and drowned it to death. It was the size of a quarter. That’s right. I didn’t swear or scream. It’s OK. I’m not a hero, I’m just an ordinary girl who just goes about her business like it ain’t no thing when a tarantula-type spider just drops by while I’m washing my hair … and saved the freakout for when I turned the water off and had to dispose of the thing.
And, still freaking out, hours after it occurred. <shiver> WHY DOES THIS HOUSE HAVE SO MANY SPIDERS, I ASK YOU.
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